the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
(via worsting)
They always ask when your mouth is full… 🍴 (W/ LifeWithLaughs)
Waitress: “How is everything?”
Thomas: [muffled] “It’s good!”
Waitress: “Can I get you something?”
Thomas: [gags]
Thomas: “Leftovers!”
Waitress: “How about dessert?”
Thomas: [screams]
This is completely accurate.
(Source: shenanigans-of-a-young-person, via ravine)
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
(Source: the-average-gatsby, via legalwifi)
me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices
(via giggle)
i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
(Source: russellwilson, via worsting)